This Guy Has No Idea He is Being Taped as a Goose Attempts to Attack Him. Cinematic Gold
Violence is never funny, unless that violence is a ridiculous scene of a man being attacked by a goose. Then it's funny.
It's a vicious cycle.
But it was not a day like any other. It was the day he got attacked by a goose and just didn't know what to do about it.
Why did the person leave the bag there instead of retrieving it? Because the bag was being guarded by an exceptionally aggressive Canada Goose, of course.
I mean, I feel pretty bad for the guy. And getting thwapped on the nose by a newspaper can't feel that great either. But it appears neither of them got hurt (not including their egos), so I don't actually feel that bad.
And I just can't handle all that flailing.
After another brief skirmish, the goose once again relents.
Take that! With a single very un-athletic, off-the-mark kick, the Goose retreats for good.