12 Real Landlords Who Had Enough And Freaked Out On Their Tenants
They may not be the best group of people, but they can sure be hilarious.
Some people say landlords are the scum of the earth.
If you've ever rented an apartment, you've probably run into a bad landlord. They can nag you, ignore maintenance requests, and even flat-out steal your security deposit.
1. This landlord, who has some very helpful suggestions for keeping the bathroom clean
I would never have thought of the foreskin thing. Thanks, landlord!
2. This landlord, who was so pissed off he cut a hole in the side of his tenant's house
At first I was almost certain this was a scene from "Trailer Park Boys." That accent though.
3. This landlord, who is really not kidding
At least he wrote "love" at the end. He's probably a pretty nice guy when it comes down to it.
4. The landlord from this story, who DGAF and just jets off in his sweet-ass ride, essentially giving the middle finger to struggling tenants
That's how you landlord with class.
5. This landlord, presumably named Mike, who has a special message for Paige
I don't know Paige, but I have a feeling she deserves this. Or maybe Mike is just a little overly aggressive.
6. This landlord, who is so fed up with unauthorized parking that he/she is willing to deflate tenants' car tires
Yes, that's definitely illegal. So just, like, don't have a car I guess?
7. This landlord, who really needs his/her signs to be taken as seriously as possible
Do you think that's enough tape? If the signs keep getting stolen, probably not.
8. This landlord, who was just like "fuck you and your basic lifestyle needs" and had the washing machine and dryer removed
Why? I have no idea. Is she the scum of the earth, or is she just a hilarious prankster? You decide...
9. This landlord, who presumes his/her tenant's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and/or hose pipe
Landlords apparently have a lot to say about their tenants' penises.
10. This landlord, who said "fuck it, I'm going to start charging people to use the elevator"
Okay, this one is impossible to defend. I guess your handicapped residents are just fucked, huh?
11. This landlord, who is pretty pissed about getting covered in piss
Honestly, I wouldn't be too happy about this either. I don't know exactly what a piss bomb is, but I've got an idea, and it's not pleasant.
12. This landlord, who really doesn't care about your mouse problem that much
Honestly though, this is a pretty hilarious solution to the problem, even if it screams "tough shit, deal with it."