20 Pictures Of Russia That Make Less Sense The Longer You Look At Them
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
*Commence Russian accent*
Welcome visitor! In Russia, we have much great thing!
1. We have Soviet Doge.
2. We have terrifying workplace hazard.
3. We have dancing girl always!
4. And strongest pets of all nation.
5. You can take Wodka bottle everywhere. Wodka is most important drink.
6. Wedding celebration are of much importance. We take adidas very serious. You do not laugh at adidas.
7. We have greatest military in all of world!
8. For all meal we eat Wodka and caviar. We do not wear shirt.
9. We have greatest hairstyle of all world.
10. Russian child much stronger than weak American child.
11. If you do not wear adidas it is because you are too poor for adidas.
12. We have most futuristic automobile. And more adidas. You do not laugh at adidas.
13. Everyone has gun! Is safest country in world.
14. YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT ADIDAS.
15. Vladimir Putin is greatest action hero.
16. If man has much class, man wears suit of adidas.
17. We have most effective solution to problem.
18. Just like you American, we have first-rate technology store.
19. We have best pastimes.
20. All Russian girl want to marry great Vladimir.
Thank you for visiting, friend! But now I must tell you now that great Vladimir has chosen you as lover. You may not leave. You must love. LOVE HIM.
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Do not show me this again