33 Kardashian Instagram Pictures That Just Aren't Real Life
by N/A, 8 years ago |
3 min read
Who eats Popeyes while flying the family's private jet?
1. Post an X-rated pic to celebrate your 40 million Instagram followers
2. Cuddle with ~the fam~ while wearing matching PJs that probably cost a fortune
3. Take a nap in the middle of the day in your designer underwear on your v expensive couch...
4. ...or just sleep in on a weekday looking like a f*cking goddess
5. Post pictures of your stylish 2-year-old dressed in a swagtastic fur coat
6. Chill on a yacht in St. Barths while capturing the perfect amount of light to show of your flawless silhouette
7. Get random gifts from your family that resemble something straight out of an "Elle Decor" catalogue
8. Show off the amazing things you accomplish at the gym while managing not to sweat a drop
9. Hang out in hammocks nestled between SoCal palm trees
10. Celebrate your high school graduation with decked out caps and sweets that are too beautiful to eat
11. Pose in a grassy field while "subtly" showing off dat ass
12. Take a casual snap of yourself with needles going through your face! LOL, why not?!
13. Board your family's private jet looking stylish AF while carrying a giant Popeyes bag...
14. ...and pigging out on said Popeyes with your squad
15. Casually making a cocktail midair
16. Have Thanksgiving dinners with beautiful flower arrangements that take fancy to a whole new level
17. Stand next to your giant-sized Christmas tree in the middle of your living room, while rocking a onesie you'll probably never wear again
18. Standing next to just ONE of your bombass cars while looking fly as hell
19. Finding the perfect light to #selfie with your hash brown
20. Take a mirror selfie like you DGAF in jackets that cost just as much as your Malibu mansion
21. Have a specially-made birthday cake with your face on a hundred dollar bill, and being referred to as "KhloMoney"
22. Take a selfie with a giraffe while keeping it "300 like the Romans"
23. Have your hair and makeup done by professionals while you *just happen* to show off some cleavage
24. Post pictures of your kids dressed in mermaid costumes while they chill with (what they think is) a REAL LIFE MERMAID
25. Have your on-again/off-again lover give you a boob "lift" by the pool
26. Match from head to toe in snakeskin while posing with windblown hair on a yacht
27. Dress up like a sexy snow angel for your Halloween party, but first, stop to take a pick in between your Rolls-Royce and Ferrari. NBD
28. Cuddle up with bae on the family Mercedes SUV
29. Or sprawl across your Range Rover in a throwback Juicy Couture tracksuit
30. Personalize your pillowcases.
31. Share a pic of yourself chowing down on grub claiming you're "always" eating, while looking like a supermodel
32. Share what you look like after your DIY spray tan!
33. And of course, getting a personalized speech from Kanye West before his big wedding, which you're obviously invited to
Ugh, how does one become a Kardashian?
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