Bette Midler Disses The Kardashians Again, Says What We're All Thinking
Blac Chyna Kardashian, who?
When it comes to the Kardashians, Bette Midler is just as konfused as the rest of us.
The Oscar-nominated singer/Grammy-winning actress/professional badass is a pretty down-to-earth gal for whom the Kardashians are a guilty pleasure—especially when it involves their love lives and nude selfies. But she also loves to shade them on Twitter. Stars: They're just like us!
In fact, we can pretty much always count on Bette to be our voice of reason when it comes to the famous family. She says everything we wish we could say to their faces. For instance, the "Hocus Pocus" star recently got into it with Kim over her now-infamous nude mirror selfie, which resulted in a heated Twitter war that ended with Kim telling Bette it's "past her bedtime" and to "send nudes."
Buuuuut, now the drama's reached its boiling point. It seems like poor Bette just wants to understand what we all want to know: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON with this Rob/Kylie/Blac Chyna/Tyga love square??
In case you haven't heard, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are engaged.
Kool. Just another Kardashian engagement, you may think. BUT NO.
You see, Blac Chyna is the ex-fiance and baby mama of Tyga, the 26-year-old rapper who started dating Rob's half-sister Kylie Jenner when she was underage, and now Rob and Chyna are in love and getting married. Chyna is also BFFs with Kim Kardashian's nemesis, Amber Rose, who previously dated Kim's husband, Kanye West.
Huh?? If you're lost, totally grossed out or all of the above, Bette feels for ya.
Luckily, some of Bette's fans totally had her back and completed a Kardashian flow chart that includes the Jenners and all their enemies.
Let's also not forget that Kanye has beef with Amber's ex Wiz Khalifa and his cool pants.
This family tree is officially incestual.
Too many lines are crossed.
When the news first broke that Chyna would become a Kardashian, Twitter was blown away. It produced this helpful and disturbing story, aka a real-life novella.
This beautiful meme was also made of Kim, Kylie and Khloe's crying faces while holding Chyna's wedding dress.
Then Chyna's MOM posted this meme on her Instagram. SO. SHADY.
But perhaps this GIF will help out Bette the most: