Here Are 9 Places That Parents Wish Had An Open Bar...OMG I Would Go To #1 Without Kids
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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If you have kids, or have ever been in a position where you have to look after them, this post is for you. Have you ever imagined what the world would be like if alcohol were more readily available at venues for small children? No? Well chew this over and consider how much more enthusiastic you'd be about....
1. Chuck E Cheese
Where a kid can be a kid. And dad can be a drunk.
2. Dance Recitles
She's dancing to Swan Lake. Your dancing to Grey Goose.
3. Girl Scout Camping Trips
You know what would wash those cookies down real nice?
4. Childrens Bookstore Reading
I will drink green beer and Hamm's. I DO like them, Sam-I-Am!
5. Hollister
Seriously though, could this store be anymore obnoxious?
6. Miniature Golf
Four shots of Jack, for this hole-in-one please!
7. Birthday Parties
Congrats on turning 8. But I turned 21 years ago...
8. Disney World
Snow White and the 7 cans of beer.
9. Children's Museums
That way, at least one of you can have fun.
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Do not show me this again