This Cat Simply Refuses To Stand On Four Legs Like A Normal Cat
Meet George the cat. He likes to stand.
"I'm sorry, I could've sworn that was a chuckle in my direction. Would you like to share what's on your mind?"
"Hey so are we doin' carry-out tonight, er what?"
"Please don't tell me you finished the milk."
"Was it something I said? No...it's the standing, isn't it. Maybe she felt belittled by it - small, inferior...or maybe I just look like an idiot. No George, don't disparage yourself, you're better than that."
"Quiet you pea-brained curmudgeon, I'm trying to sonar-locate his whereabouts."
"Hey, so does he play anything else other than Creed?"
"Let's see heeere. I need yarn, low-fat cream, a bow tie for Friday night...annnnnd...gosh, what else. I feel like I'm forgetting something."
"I don't wanna talk about it...she laughed...uncontrollably. That's all you need to know. Now let me stand in my corner, alone please."
"He is the sweetest cat I’ve ever known. Really bizarre, but sweet" said his owner on Reddit.
"Hey. Come over here...I have something I wanna show you."