Cross-Stitched Art Is Often Boring And Predictable, But Not These 25 Patterns
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
I'm sure you've seen a cross-stitch or two in your life, anyone who has ever been to their grandma's house has seen a pillow with a cutesy phrase on it. Well, these are not those.
1. Everything's the worst
2. Please don't do coke in the bathroom
3. I see guilty people
4. Live fast, Die young
5. Freaky Deakies Need Love Too
6. Go make some bad decisions
7. No cooking on ambien
8. Kitties will puke on everything you love
9. I Hate Everything
10. Welcome to the wretched hive of scum and villainy
11. Sniff glue, Worship Satan
12. Raining Blood
13. This Aint Yo Mommas House
14. Your arrogance is what makes you special
15. Babies Suck
16. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
17. Roses are red, violets are blue...I'd rather be single than be with you
18. Don't Puke
19. Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Profound Statement
Riots not Diets
Don't apologize. I hope you choke and die
If I can bake a cake, I can build a bomb
You lie like a cheap rug
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
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Do not show me this again