11 Totally Baffling Russian Signs

Posted Feb 12, by Beej Rudd [+]

No riding your headless horse here

Do not toboggan into restaurants.

Watch out for ninja stripper enthusiasts.

Dominatrixes should not merge legs.

No feeding your children to the crocodiles

No dropping your anchor here

Beware of skateboarding goats

Be conscious of men bearing martini glasses.

Direct translation, “Attention! The dog is mean, and the owner is even worse.”

Do not pick up hedgehog hitchhikers

No trombones allowed

No burying human bodies here

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