11 Totally Baffling Russian Signs
No riding your headless horse here
Do not toboggan into restaurants.
Watch out for ninja stripper enthusiasts.
Dominatrixes should not merge legs.
No feeding your children to the crocodiles
No dropping your anchor here
Beware of skateboarding goats
Be conscious of men bearing martini glasses.
Direct translation, “Attention! The dog is mean, and the owner is even worse.”
Do not pick up hedgehog hitchhikers
No burying human bodies here