Siri Proves She's A Huge 'Game Of Thrones' Fan By Answering This Big Question
Don't underestimate the knowledge, sass and fangirl status of your iPhone BFF.
We can rely on Siri for a lot of everyday things, like setting our alarm so we don't oversleep, sending a text message to cancel dinner plans when we just want to watch Netflix and guiding us around the city because we all forgot how to read a map.
Basically, there isn't anything Siri can't do.
But just like you and me, she has some pretty complex "Game of Thrones" theories. Who knew she was such a fangirl? Just look at her AMAZING responses when you ask her what we're all dying to know: "Is Jon Snow dead???" Waiting for the April 24 Season 6 premiere has been agony, and if there's anyone able to predict his fate, it's Siri, right?
PS — Please forgive Siri's spelling of "John..." she may be able to complete complicated mathematical equations, but apparently she's not up to speed on how to spell the Lord Commander's name. At least not yet.
Siri gives this answer to express her concern over Jon Snow's dire wolf, Ghost.
TBH, I hope doggie daycare can exist in Westeros, too.
She also quotes Arya's instructor, Syrio Forel, with his famous, "not today!" line.
Absolutely wonderful.
She pulls another fast one by fast-fire quoting co-creator Dan Weiss, the Drowned God'sand Tyrion Lannister.
Damn, Siri!
And of course, she also gives this answer that's just SO GEEKY and SO SIRI. To be fair, she has a good point: can't the show's creators just restart Jon to bring him back from the dead?
Siri just helped "GoT" screenwriters out majorly. Proof she's actually a genius.
Answering to Jon Snow's fate isn't the only thing Siri has surprisingly deep responses to. If you ask her to Beatbox, she'll give you one helluva show. Hey, you asked.
Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats...
When you ask her what came first, the chicken or the egg, she just doesn't have time for it...
And when you ask her to "love you," she'll shut you down in a very poetic way.
But no matter what, she's still always there for you...
Especially to answer that burning question about Jon Snow.
We'll just have to wait and see what happens together.