The 25 Tweets That All Cashiers Are Secretly Thinking When You Come Up To Check Out
by N/A, 9 years ago |
5 min read
No, it's not free just because there's no price tag.
1. If I hear this one more time...
2. The only thing that will help you get through a shift.
3. Keep the smelling salts close by.
4. That's nice...
5. See you next week!
6. I can not work miracles.
7. How you mastered the art of fake laughter.
8. I don't like this.
9. This total tragedy.
10. What an original joke...
11. I SAID "Debit or Credit."
12. Your memory of product codes is unmatched.
13. Finally!
14. I'll just wait here.
15. Mmmkay.
16. Wut?
17. Get me fired, please.
18. The question you get asked all day, everyday.
19. The person who comes in just as you're getting ready to close.
20. What is math?
21. There's nothing better than this moment of satisfaction.
22. Time to fold and watch.
23. You mastered this expression long ago.
24. Try me again...
25. Can you not?
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Do not show me this again