The Dose: Brock Turner Banned From USA Swimming & More Stories You Need To See
Let's all celebrate that Stanford rapist Brock Turner has been banned from USA Swimming.
1. USA swimming bans Brock Turner for life
USA Swimming banned Stanford rapist Brock Turner from swimming for life. It's about time some appropriate action has been taken—he was controversially sentenced to just six months in jail after sexually assaulting an unconscious woman behind a dumpster in January 2015. USA Swimming recently confirmed that Brock will not be eligible to compete at any USA Swimming-sanctioned events, including the Olympic Trials.
2. Adult summer camp exists and we'll tell you why you need to go
Remember the days when your parents sent you away to camp and you made lifelong friends over forced bonding activities? Well, those good times don't all have to be in the past—adult summer camp exists, and we've rounded up a list of reasons why you should absolutely go. Spoiler alert: ALCOHOL.
3. Smoothie bowls are the perfect excuse to Instagram your breakfast
Admit it—you seek out any opportunity for an Instagram-worthy breakfast. Well, smoothie bowls might just be your calling. The nutritious and delicious meal can be made in multiple ways, and we even came up with our own recipe that's simple and begging to be put on social media.
4. Texts all women have sent to the person they're sorta dating (and what they really mean)
In a culture that avoids defining relationships and putting a label on things, dating can be insanely confusing. When you haven't had "the talk" about where you stand in your relationship, signals get lost, especially when you're talking over text. We rounded up a guide of texts you send to someone and what you actually mean to say, all BS aside.
5. Times Justin Bieber Was Just Like The Douche You Met On Tinder
Justin Bieber has a lot in common with your average fuckboy—late night underwear selfies, obnoxiously close-up pics of his perfect face, and empty eyes begging for you to mend the hole in his tortured heart. Yep, the Biebs is pretty much the same guy you'd find in the Tindersphere.
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