16 Baby Names That Border On Child Abuse
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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We've gotten wind of a list of the strangest baby names in 2014, and we were utterly shocked. We just had to share a few of the craziest ones with you.
These poor kids should really be wards of the court...
1. Audi
2. Castle
I wonder if they'll enjoy the show?
3. Chia
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
4. Etsy
Even odds says their parents are the crafty type...
5. Falcon
6. Hershey
Spoiler alert: This is going to be a chubby baby.
7. Holiday
There's two months of the year that are going to be especially hard for this kid.
8. Mahogany
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...
9. Moody
This kid might suffer from stank face.
10. Moon
11. Nixon
Of all the politicians? Really?
12. Onix
Gotta name 'em all
13. Sparrow
14. Zeppelin
The sad thing is, this kid will probably grow up resenting classic rock. What a shame.
15. Royce
16. YOLO
We find this the most shocking on the whole list. Dose does not condone naming your child YOLO. Drake doesn't, either.
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Do not show me this again