16 Poor Guys Who Got Rejected Via Text Message... We Feel Bad, They Tried So Hard
by N/A, 9 years ago |
6 min read
Bye, Felicia. Nice not knowing ya, Felicia.
1. Why use an umbrella to stay dry when you have this guy?
2. By nudes you mean Michael Cera? 'Cause that's all you're getting.
3. There's no zone like the friend zone.
4. Oh, wine all you want.
5. Once a baby carrot, always a baby carrot.
6. You know, standards ARE important.
7. The ultimate burn.
8. Weirdo needs to chilllll.
9. C'mon, pop tarts over abs any day.
10. Yeah, I'm out of your league.
11. What, I'm not sexy anymore?
12. You asked me to surprise you. Well, surprise!
13. KANYE SAYS STOP TEXTING ME.
14. Glad we're on the same page.
15. Just give it up, dude.
16. That's a no to lunch.
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Do not show me this again