Next Time Your Ex Texts You, Shut Them Down With These 14 Epic Responses
by N/A, 8 years ago |
2 min read
Shut 'em DOWN.
1. For the guy/girl who went MIA after their heart was broken.
2. The classic April Fools joke never gets old, especially not in this scenario.
3. When all the gross, disgusting things in the world remind you of your ex, HOW DO YOU MOVE ON?
4. Your best dream ever.
5. LOL, bye Felicia.
6. When you hope to God you never meet/date anyone else like your ex ever again.
7. An honest mistake.
8. For when you never, ever want to see your ex again, ever.
9. When in doubt, just be upfront.
10. Or tease 'em a bit, before shutting them down completely.
11. For when he cheated on you and is trying to play nice again... just no.
12. For when you just want him to leave you the f*ck alone.
13. Never underestimate the power of simplicity.
14. And when your ex texts you the random "hey" for the first time in three months, always, ALWAYS respond with this.
LATA.
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Do not show me this again