The 15 Strangest Alcohols Out There On The Market Today
For when getting hammered off normal booze just isn't exciting enough...
It's just gin...and real silver flakes. Probably pretty good for your digestive system.
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Apparently the bottle says not to drink it as a shot "under any circumstances." So pretty much, they dare you to drink it as a shot.
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The best part? The scorpion is 100% edible. Oh, and it gives the vodka a nice "woody" taste too. Both very important.
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Made with real sriracha, you may need a water - or some milk - to wash down this bad boy.
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Behold, "the bluest beer in the whole world." It gets its color from the local flowers and seaweed they use in the brewing process. Yum, right? Oh, and it "contains water from melted icebergs in the Sea of Okhotsk," which is totally provable.
That's okay, we'll take their word for it. Get it here.
Just bacon-flavored vodka, people. Nothin' much more to it. Sure, bacon and just about everything it's ever been paired with has tasted incredible, but this...this raises questions.
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Inspired by Belgian cherry-flavored candy, named by a 13-year-old.
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Finally, you can get real "yogurt drunk." No more of that pretending bullshit you did when you were little. This is the big leagues - go on, make 9-year-old you proud.
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Popsicles are exclusively for summer. But, alcoholic popsicles? Psh, those are year round.
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Enjoy one while you're watching all your favorite main characters get abruptly and brutally murdered. Just make sure you "savor its portentous aromas of herbal hops and its rich, obsidian hue." Whatever the hell that means.
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Take this and put it on everything. Seriously...
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This home-brew is so good "it deserves a wine glass." And you guess what it pairs well with? I'll give you a hint...it's pizza. Oh wait, did I spoil it? Damn.
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Yes, that is a cobra with another snake in its mouth. And on the off chance you see someone with one of these in their place, it probably wouldn't be a horrible idea to run.
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In case you're a little doubtful about the this one, there's no need to worry, it's "reassuringly British" - which is totally reassuring. After all, it's not "the only milk vodka in the world" for no reason.
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Owned by Bompas And Parr, Alcoholic Architecture is a distinctive little bar in London that lets you get drunk not on liquid, but on vapor. That's right, no bloating, no bitch-faced shots of whiskey, none of that - just glorious, aromatic clouds of intoxication.
Read more about it here.